The Walk Of Triumph

Seeing a passion project through to the end. Excelling at a personal pursuit. Mastering a hobby or skill. Closing a big deal. Earning accolades from respected peers. And, yes, seducing and fucking a cute girl on the same night you meet her. These are a few of every man’s favorite things. The world-bestriding emotions each…

Walls Are Built, One Way Or Another

If you tear down one big wall, a thousand smaller walls appear in its place. To wit: If you don’t put borders around your countries, you will be forced to put borders around everything within your countries. https://t.co/kXQ4isvO1f — Vengeful Jesus (@VJ_Rises) January 6, 2019 “But walls don’t work” Oh they do. They work very…

How Will You Know When The Shiv Has Hit The Bone? (Plus: New Music! “The Shitlib Zone”)

The Scarlet C cuckservative label — Shiv of the Week winner — has really hit a bulls-eye, but what’s more interesting about the extended play body slam of weak whytes is what it illustrates about how semantic weapons work. There is Game in them thar hills, and CH prospectors find the shiniest nuggets. Their protestations…

#1 Herb

What do herbs carry in their satchels that they need convenient access to whatever is inside while at nightclubs? Grapes? A back issue of Wired? Naomi Wolf’s ‘The Beauty Myth’? E tabs? An Obama-shaped buttplug? Scientists are baffled. Other trademarks of the species herbisaurus maximus: He goes straight to the leg press machine at the gym…

How To Be The Biggest Tool In The Bar

Word of advice: Barring extenuating circumstances, don’t go out with a group of guy friends and one cute woman. You will righteously tool yourself before you’ve taken two steps toward self-hell into the bar. The ultimate in toolbaggery is the group of mirin’, pleased-as-punch über orbiters who show up to a venue with one hot…

Money Won’t Save Beta Males

Via Leopard of the Blogosphere, a Salon article written by a woman about all the six figure techie beta male nerds moving to Seattle to work for Amazon and how this massive influx of single, well-off, and available men is doing nothing to spice up the dating market for women. Why were they so awful?…

Dating Traps

Occasionally, after you have been dating a girl for a few weeks, she will ask if you are seeing other girls. This is the worst sort of beta bait because it is so innocuous sounding. What man wouldn’t want to reassure a girl he is dating that she’s the only one for him? Most betas…

The Romney

Bronze Age Pervert has a brilliantly funny “thesis” explaining the decision by Mitt Romney to shit in Trump’s face just hours before Romney is sworn in for his insufferably long six-year term as Cuck Supremo from the grate state of Utah. As promised I release a dark secret on New Year’s Eve…the most grotesque plans…