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Nation, Meet Ruin

There’s a lot of ruin in a nation…unless your nation is a multiracial thunderdome hellbent on draining its coffers in a doomed quest to rescind thousands of years of human evolution so no one has to feel awkward about skewed test scores and wealth disparities. Then the ruin can happen in an instant. *** ps …

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Overheard In [Redacted]

Out of their sight but not my earshot, I overheard the following conversation between two late 20s-early 30s SWPL girls giggling about a man one of the girls recently dated. *** “Did you check him out?” “I googled him… got his accounts… {unintelligible}” [ed: silly me, thinking her question meant to ask if she looked …

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Valentine’s Day Mascara

Valentine’s Day is probably the one day of the year which presents special difficulties to the harem king attempting to juggle his multiple lovers. Birthdays and anniversaries are scattered and Christmas absences can be excused by claiming to spend time with family. But Valentine’s Day is that one day of the year that every girl in the …

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