Comment Of The Week: These Butts And Boobies Were Made For Gawking

da GBFM lzzzzlzzl™ slams the terse poetical verse and wins this week’s COTW.

instagram was invented
to capitalize
on the free butts and boobieszizi
women were
to share with
the world

once upon a time
civilization saw that
a womenz buttz and boobz
were for husband
and that a girlz could not
share her buttz and boobz
with teh worldz
as her father owuld not
let her

dat was long agaoznz


I really like that wistful coda, especially the clever formulation of “ago” which could be confused for “agonies”.

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