Behold, the toughest pickup challenge ever:
I sleep in a piano!
Two morbidly obese cockblocks. One cokehead supermodel. All three on the move.
Think you got what it takes to number close Kate Moss? (the commenters are hilarious)
The BBW on the right sings for this band. The music isn’t bad. When I close my eyes tight and listen I can feel myself falling in love with her.